For someone with so much time on their hands int he afternoon you would think I would have kept my blog a bit better lately... Not so.
For all my millions of fans out there who have been anxiously awaiting the next installment of the rubbish I call a "good read", please be ready to have your mind blown.
Lately I have done nothing of note.
Not even kidding. I was supposed to go with friends to a cool festival in Gwangju over the weekend, but I have decided that it would be more prudent for me to save some pennies for when my sis arrives (which is next Wednesday for those playing at home). They had a great time from what I hear, and I fully intend on going next year.
My weekend consisted of catching up with friends who didn't go to the festival, having a few drinks, making an appointment with the vet for Milky, and eating too much food.
My week so far has been equally boring. I spoke with mum a few times, Carolina came to visit, had dinner with Jessie's co teachers (cos mine is so shit) and watched Game of Thrones. Tonight i'll hang with Shanda and prob have an early night... Even though there is a day off tomorrow.
What has gotten into me?
I am in need of a shake up. I need to get out of Pyeongtaek this weekend or I think I might go crazy!!! It's not that I don't like it here, cos I do, but I have cabin fever. The weather is starting to warm up beautifully and it's time to do something different. This Sunday I am planning on taking myself into the city and finding a local mountain to walk up. Fresh air and exercise! It will be just what the doctor ordered. I can get some sunshine into my body and feel energised. So now I have written it down I need to stick to the plan...
Does anybody else feel this way? I wonder if it is the weather... Spring is finally upon us here in Korea and it is more beautiful than winter. And I actually loved winter (although it ended waaay to late. 2 weeks would have been perfect) Did I feel this way at home? What did I do in Australia when this anti-energy feeling was lingering? I walk my dog every night so it can't be that. I hang with my friends almost every night so it can't be that. I speak with my mum more often that anyone else I know in Korea so it can't be that...
... I haven't ridden a horse in nearly 9 months.
I can say, with 100% conviction, this is the longest I have been without riding since I was about 8 years old. I have owned my own horse for almost as long as I can remember and I rode at least once a week for the last 19 (gulp) years. My legs are not as firm as they used to be, my thighs are not as grippy as they were... My calf muscle not pronounced. My abs are there somewhere but I can't find them. My forearms are weak. My t-shirt tan is no more. I am out of shape. And I miss my horse...
I have had Beau since I was 15, and he is the shittiest, most loveable horse ever. I wouldn't change him. And Billie, my baby, is growing up without me. Georgia has her cantering now! Will I even know what to do when I get home? I will prob fall off and seriously hurt myself and need a hip replacement or something.
So what is it that people do when they move abroad and can't activly participate in the hobbies or sports that they were part of in their home countries? I am guessing they take up a new one. So I want to start hiking. I will start off small, and slowly build to bigger hikes. I want to do things that get me out of the house and to new locations on the weekends. And that don't always involve getting wasted. I wonder how long this new "thing" of mine will last??? Hopefully longer than the skipping rope that is hanging on my microwave or the hoola hoop that is next to my bed.
I am annoyed today.
Here are a few reasons why:
1) The students are learning to play the recorder. They are generally terrible and the sound made me msg my mum and apologise for the months and months I played the same woodwind instrument when I was in primary school.
2) There is water cascading through the downpipe outside my office window. The sound made me need to pee so badly, so I went to the bathroom to do my business... Only to discover that the water flowing outside should be flushing toilets. So the loo wouldn't flush. Luckily I throw my paper in the bin at school, and lucky it was just a wee. The noise is still annoying me, AND it's a gross waste of water.
3) It is a beautiful day outside and I am stuck inside.
4) I have no idea where Co is (again)
But the kids are still cute...
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She kicked him... |
I want to tell you a stupid funny story
A friend of mine gets her mail sent to her husband's work rather than to their house. No idea why, she is a weirdo...
Anyway he got a package for her today in the post, from a guy who works in the southern part of Korea. He calls her up and asks who it is, and she has no idea. Her hubby opens the package and there is an uber creepy traditional Korean Mask inside, wrapped in women's clothes. The plot thickens - how does this stranger know her name and address? Why has he sent her a creepy mask wrapped in clothes? The Strange Sender has left his contact details on the parcel so she gives the mobile a call and it rings out. Hubby calls the school (the Stranger has left his school's contact details too) only to be told that HE NO LONGER WORKS THERE. Who is this man and why has he sent a voodoo mask?
My friend msgs me on FB and tells me whats going on, and I automatically ask has sh stalked him on FB. She has, and has sent him a message. I also say that the mask is most likely cursed, and she shouldn't touch it. I mean, we have all seen those movies, and we know what happens when you put on a cursed mask, or even touch it. She msgs hubby and tells him its prob cursed and don't touch it. He has already washed his hands and is considering throwing the thing off his office roof. No one wants a cursed creepy mask right???
Finally, Strange Mask Sender writes back to her msg... He is a friend of a friend who has been in India. While in India he met this girl, who was planning on posting a traditional mask to her friend as a wedding present. The Mask Sender says don't worry, I live in Korea I will post it for you when I get back there... And so he takes the mask, wrapped in clothes for safe keeping back to Korean and then posts it to the address given to him. And it's not cursed at all, just a normal gift.
And here we are. My friend has received a lovely gift from her friend in India via Mask Sender. And to think her hubby was gonna throw it off a building. Maybe they can hang it in their bedroom. What do you think?
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Scary huh??? |
And finally...
I have been all over Twitter lately whining about boys. So I am going to put it on here too... Boys take note of the following points:
- Girls like hugs and cute compliments - not porn and sex talk
- Girls DO NOT like to be compared to ex girlfriends
- Cute flirting is appropriate for messages - planning your visa aquisition is not (especially after meeting 1 TIME)
- Girls like to receive messages from boys they like
- It is COMMON COURTESY for guys to message a girl after they have gone out
- If a girl tells you she doesn't want to date you, it's because she DOESN'T WANT TO DATE YOU. And no, you don't need a million reasons why...
- One date does not entitle you to interrogate her whereabouts for the rest of her life
- If you are interested, act like it. No one likes mind games.
- Arrogant is NOT attractive
I could go on and on, but I won't. So if you are thinking about dating me, have a think about this, and if I don't want to date you, ask yourself if you did any of these things...
Anyway, peace out peeps, if you are in Korea I hope you are enjoying this weather!
xoxox